"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95)
12/03/2013 at 00:24 • Filed to: None
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"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95)
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Good going ABC!
offroadkarter
> Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/03/2013 at 00:25 |
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My bronco can get to 25 in under 10 seconds, I guess that puts me in the same class as the Carerra GT
Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise
> Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/03/2013 at 00:28 |
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That makes it faster than a 2CV, at least.
Anon
> Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/03/2013 at 00:32 |
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Today I learned my mini cooper is faster than a Porsche Carrera GT.
80CobraKid
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12/03/2013 at 00:33 |
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Ughhhhh, the fact that she said "porsh" on National TV makes want to hit my head on a wall. And 0-25 in under 10 seconds. LOL
twinturbobmw
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12/03/2013 at 00:36 |
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When I saw it on TV today I thought they said 125. Didn't catch that.
Buckner
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12/03/2013 at 00:39 |
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Are Porsche shares falling now? Where is the investigation into the fires?
Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
> Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/03/2013 at 00:49 |
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Well she isn't wrong. The Porsche Carrera GT can and if preferred will do 0-25mph in under 10 seconds. Maybe she was truly terrified just how quick the CGT can really do 0-25mph.
MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
> Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/03/2013 at 00:51 |
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Hey, at least they were factually accurate which is more than most major news outlets can say. The CGT can do 0-25 in under 10 seconds- WAY under 10 seconds.
Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment
> Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/03/2013 at 01:26 |
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...... I quit. I fucking quit.
Just think, just a tiny bit. I know its hard, but just think a tiny bit. Think about the terrifying high speed limit of the road that goes past your nice little suburban house. 25 mph. Now. Think about your car. Think about how quickly it gets there. Now count to 10. Do the two even seem remotely close? Now. Imagine a car that weighs a lot less, and is more. Just, more of everything. To you, who don't know anything, you don't need to know more than that. Its fast. It's fucking fast. That's all the information you need for this exercise. Imagine that its faster than your car. Now say that sentence out loud and see if anything strange comes to mind.
The other answer is of course, they mean to say 0-125 in under 10 seconds. Because it will certainly do that as well. But I'm just going to go ahead and assume they didn't figure that out.
minardi
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12/03/2013 at 07:09 |
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At least they didn't try to explain how a turbo works...
Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
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12/03/2013 at 08:08 |
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They added a zero... 0-25 in 1 second.
DocWalt
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12/03/2013 at 09:16 |
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I heard that and started laughing. My parents stared at me like I was doing something evil.